♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
-[Cupcake] Ha! Bull's-eye! -Whoa-ho-ha.
Good game Cup. In a sense, we both tasted victory.
-Mmm. Cheese carrot. -[buzzing]
One sec. Y'hello, Hugo?
Yup. Let me put you on speaker.
Guys! You've got a General Services gig!
[both] Oh, yeah!!!
Writing memoirs!
[both] Oh.... yeah...
For movie star Greggy Naturo!
[screaming]
The Greggy Naturo?!
National treasure and greatest adventure hero ever?
Star of the Cave Blasters movies, the Cave Hunter movies,
-And other movies with caves in them?! -Yes.
Oh... he's my absolute, all-time, number-one hero!
Oh, okay, we're going right now.
Was he in Cave Sleepers 4?
Hello? Guys?
-[doorbell ringing] -[both gasping]
Enter... my home.
-C'mon in. -He lives in a home?!
[gasping]
Oh, baby! Look at all these awards!
[gasping] He even won a... Zack.
[Dino whistling] They don't just hand out Zacks.
Mr. Naturo, before we start, I just have to tell you
I have seen all of your movies.
-[epic music] -You're okay by me, kid.
Wow. He crushes those one-liners just like in his movies.
-[epic music] -You'd better believe it, Padre.
-[squealing] -Calm down, calm down, calm down, Dino.
Dino. Mr. Naturo, are you ready to get started on your memoirs?
Ready as I'll ever be.
I'll pop the first Q. So would you say you are my greatest hero of all time?
Please. I'm merely a humble actor--
-The answer's yes. Ooh! You're my hero!! -Ahem. Mr. Naturo,
what was the wildest adventure you went on while shooting a film?
-[epic music] -Well, when I was shooting Cave Blaster 5
-in the heart of the jungle-- -Yes!
-They had these tiny muffins... -[epic music stops]
...at the snack table. Just, like, so tiny.
I ate no less than three of those muffins.
Okay. Um. Have you ever seen anything super crazy while shooting?
-[epic music] -Well, on set for Cave Hunter,
you would not believe...
-[epic music stops] -...how small these Danishes were.
-Uh-huh. Not the most heroic story... -How 'bout this?
Have you ever done anything so incredible you'll never forget?
Yes! Of course!
Back when I first started acting in theatre school...
...and these doughnuts were, like,
impossibly little.
Like mini-er than mini.
So you've never even gone on one real heroic adventure?
Now that I think of it... no.
I never did any of my own stunts, never saved any days,
never even fetched a forbidden treasure...
But I thought you did all of that stuff. That's why you were my hero.
"Were" your hero?
Maybe this memoir was a bad idea. I need a moment.
Please.
♪ I am no hero ♪
♪ My life is a lie ♪
♪ So I'll sit in warm bubbles ♪
♪ And eat tiny pie ♪
This is nuts, Dino.
Greggy is so cool in his movies. This can't be the real him!
How are we gonna finish his memoirs if he doesn't even have one cool story?
There has to be a real hero in there somewhere.
You're right, Dino. If we're gonna make his memoir heroic,
we have to help Greggy discover his true inner hero!
Ah!!!
I'm sorry. I thought my loofa was a spider.
It's show time, Dino.
Greggy! Our hero! It's a cat! He-he's stuck in a tree!
Meow?
Aw. Poor fella. Guess he's there forever. Enjoy your new tree-bound life, cat.
No! Wait! Couldn't you save him!?
Hmm... I suppose I could try.
[epic music]
There! Mission accomplished.
Um, meow?
-Your cat is safe. And also huge! -[crashing and meowing]
-Make-a-hero phase one-zo, eh-done-zo! -[triumphant music]
This train track reminds me of the tiny sausage links I ate
on the set of Cave Mansion 4. Spicy chorizo.
Oh, no! A damsel... in distress?!
[Dino] Who will save her from that speeding locomotive?!
[squeaking]
Well, I've watched myself do this in tons of movies.
Here goes nothing! Fear not, damsel!!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. Whoa!
[giggling]
Make-a-hero phase two: checkeroo!
[clanking]
Look out! Mountain lion!
-Meow! -Not today, feral beast!
[epic music]
-Ha! -[mournful meowing]
Wow. You, uh, really threw him there.
What a day.
Gentlemen, I'm really starting to get this hero stuff down.
I'm glad you're feeling good, Greggy.
Maybe we should bang out those memoirs back at the mansion.
Memoirs? Are you kidding me? There's no time for memoirs.
I'm a true adventurer now.
I have to go do... adventurer things!
I'm off to find... the treasure of Tikiluki!
[both] The treasure of Tikiluki?!
[epic music]
I think... we might've maybe built him up too much.
Yes. Minus the might've and maybe. Full yes.
-You thinking what I'm thinking? -Oh, yeah!
We grab some snacks and settle into a nice-- No...
We follow him and make sure he doesn't hurt himself. Right with ya.
Right, ready? [grunting]
-[epic music] -[screaming]
-Ha-ha! -[screaming]
FYI, I might take tomorrow off for some me-time if that's okay.
[Dino] Yay! Leaf-gliding is fun! Oh, no, that's a tree. Tree! Tree! Tree!
-Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! -[Cupcake] Oh! Ah!
-[birdsong] -[groaning]
Oh, ha, yeah...
-Dino! Help!!! -Cup!!!
-[epic music] -[screaming]
[grunting] Oh, thanks, Dino.
Hey, did you take that lasso from Greggy's place?
No, I just borrowed it... forever-style.
How are we gonna find Greggy? He could be anywhere.
Hmm.
-You trying to pick up his scent? -No. Tickling dirt helps me think.
Ah, I've got it! Cup!
Greggy's posters on his bathroom wall!
So many great movies. I've seen them all! But one was different.
What will it be? Allow me to finish this rhyme for thee.
Greggy Naturo and the Treasure of Tikiluki!
They started filming it, but never finished.
Legend has it that the film crew disrupted a real spirit protecting a real treasure
and then they fled to somewhere else.
Wow. You really know your Greggy Naturo trivia.
Well, he is my hero. Hm.
There was a temple on that poster, Cup. We need to find the temple!
-Ah, there! -Huh. That was fast.
-[eerie music] -[both gasping]
-Greggy's scarf! -Oh, no, this doesn't look good!
If I hadn't decided to build him up so much,
-this never would've happened! -Oh! It's on me too, Cup!
I should've known to let sleeping dogs lie!
And by dogs I mean Greggy. And by lie, I mean eat tiny treats in a bathtub!
[bawling]
[Greggy] Help me!
[Dino] Greggy!!
Wowee, am I glad to see you two.
You wouldn't believe the adventure I've just been on.
So... I landed in a pile of vines - or so I thought!
The vines were actually snakes! And I was all: "Not today, snakes."
And oddly enough, they agreed and gently slithered off.
So then I stole a banana from this huge orangutan!
When I started to peel it, the inside was just snakes!
And I was, like: "Not today, snakes." And they just slithered off again.
What's up, gents? I feel like I had to do a big snake-related climax
and you're not really vibing on it.
Look, Greggy, I-I'm so glad you had a bit of an adventure.
And rest assured, I agree that today is not the day for snakes.
-In fact, no day ever is. -But we have to tell you something.
You're not equipped for this. It's way too dangerous around here.
Bull-hooey, Cupcake! I'm just getting started.
[sighing] Greggy, everything was planned!
The cat, the damsel, the mountain lion.
We made it all up! It was just to make you feel like a hero
so we could finish your memoirs with a half-decent story.
Nonsense! They were just as real as... Oh, my goodness!
It was all the same weirdo in different costumes.
If it's any consolation, it was really impressive
how far you threw our friend Hugo off that cliff.
So it was all a lie, huh? A big old setup.
I guess you fudged me good, huh, kids?
Guess old Greggy was a fool to think that a humble actor could be a real hero.
No treasure of Tikiluki for me.
Guess I'll just pack up this map that that skeleton soldier dropped
when he tied me to this tree and hit the road,
see if I can find a tiny pastry to nibble on.
Wait!! Look at us!
Three companions on the doorstep of the real treasure of Tikiluki.
Me with my lasso that I borrowed for good,
Greggy tellin' off snakes left, right and centre!
And Cup with his... pretty impressive hang-gliding skills,
considering it was his first time.
Face it, you maniacs, we're real heroes on a real adventure!
And I, for one, am not headed home without a treasure!!
-Me neither! Let's do this! -This makes me nervous!
[epic music]
[no audible dialogue]
[growling]
-[both gasping] -Ah-ha-ha!
Ah!
[growling and snarling]
Yeah! Eh.
Ouch!
[growling]
Whoo! Ooh.
Oh!! [grunting]
Guys, that was amazing!
-Too bad it was all fake. -[both] What?!
I'm kidding. No, that was super real.
Good one, Greggy. So memoir time?
I would say yes, but a real adventurer writes his memoirs himself.
-[epic music] -And that's all she wrote.
Finishing on a catchphrase. I absolutely love it.
[Cupcake] "These memoirs are dedicated to Cupcake and Dino,
two brothers who taught me that inside all of us is a true hero."
[both] Cooooool.
A nod in Greggy Naturo's memoir.
This is one of the best general services ever.
[epic music]
[Cupcake] Whoa. I think his face is stuck like that.
-[tropical music] -Man, oh, man, Chancey.
When was the last time you took a break from the store?
[music stops]
Never! The answer is I've never taken a break.
Ever! Until now.
I am apprehensively excited
for my two-star, solo spa weekend.
-Hey, Uncle Chance! You ready to go? -I sure am, boys.
But I have to admit, it's hard to walk away from all of this.
Yeah... I'm proud of you, Uncle Chance.
It's important to get some me time every once in a while. Yup.
-You know that was my luggage. -That's the spirit. Me time.
Hmm.
Hope you have a great trip and that you found someone
[muffled] ...other than us...
[normal voice] to watch the store while you're gone.
I have.
I've made my selection. And, yes, that selection is...
Get the foghorn ready, 'cause it's gonna be us.
Not us. Don't say us. Anyone but us. Come on!
Hugo! Hugo's in charge of the store while I'm gone.
-[both] Hugo?! -[imitating foghorn]
It's an honour, Mr. Uncle Chance. I'm the right boy for the job.
I believe you are. Bye-bye, boys!
[door chiming]
-I can start by cleaning these floors! -[floor squeaking]
Can you believe this, Dino?
It takes a lot of nerve to pick someone other than us to watch over the store.
Yeah. We didn't want to do it at all, but that is a lot of nerve.
A lot of nerve.
Well, we should probably help Hugo.
He shouldn't have to take care of the whole store on his own.
Yeah, that just wouldn't be fair.
Even though we don't want to do it at all.
Not at all. Blech! Store: No, sir! But yes, sir. For Hugo!
-For Hugo! -And definitely not because our egos
were bruised from not being chosen by Uncle Chance.
What?! No! Definitely not.
[both] For Hugo!
I can feel your eyes on me, guys.
Oh, Hugo! Is that you? Hi! There you are. Hey, you need help?
Thanks, but it's under control. And just how Uncle Chance likes it.
Oh, yeah? So you call this is under control?!
[whistling] Solid stack. Respect.
I followed his instructions to the letter.
Well, here's something that Uncle Chance lives by:
Exceeding customer expectations.
That's why we should make Goody Bag even better!
I dunno. He only asked me to mind the store and clean up the garbage.
C'mon, Hugo. Think of how proud he'd be
if we improved the grocery experience for his customers.
So proud. This proud!
I guess so. Maybe. I mean, if you're sure...
He's this sure!
Huh. I thought you'd have a better wingspan, Dino.
I wish. Short arms. Big dreams.
Dreams that are this big.
Ta-dah!!
Well... it looks the same as before.
Wait for it. Wait for it.
Wait. For. It.
-[exclamation] -[Dino] It's a bouncy-castle floor!
Perfect for reaching way-too-high shelves.
But wait, there's more...
These ain't your grandpa's pickles.
My grandpa didn't have pickles.
They're energy pickles! All the taste of normal pickles,
but soaked in a zesty brine that'll give you a real energy boost!
Now come on! 'Cause we're not done yet.
Ah! [grunting]
Hugo, let me ask you something personal. What do you think... of freshness?
-It's my preference, for sure... Whoa! -[splashing]
[spitting]
You replaced the floor with a pond?
Finally, the customers can dive for their own tuna!
-Finally. -[splashing]
I really don't think this is what Mr. Uncle Chance had in mind, guys.
Don't worry, Hugo. The customers'll love it.
And we'll give you full credit for everything, of course.
Great. Thank you?
[splashing]
This is a travesty!
I'll never set foot in Goody Bag Groceries ever again!
No, wait! Please!
Never again!!
[chiming]
Ah, it's one person. It's no big deal.
-We're leaving! -Me, too!
-I'm out of here. -These pickles are burning my face!
-This stinks! -Well, this is awkward.
Want a chip?
Hugo, want a chip?
This is bad. This is really bad!
I know. And I can't stop eating these chips!
-What flavour are these?! -Regular.
-Regular! -Guys, we have to put the store
back the way it was and get those customers back.
-You also have to clean up the garbage. -Ah!
Not to load it on, but just saying. You know, there's a lot of it.
Or - and listen to my voice
while my brain thinks of an idea -
we could find new customers for the new and improved store!
Yes! Hip new customers
for the hip new store of the hip new future!
But I just want the old ones back.
Where would we find hip new customers anyway?
I think I know just the place.
[school bell ringing]
Hmm.
What's up, chilly childrens! Kick it!
-Ah boom chee ah boom boom chee. -Well...
♪ Ya hunga' between class makes the school day drag ♪
And if you want, come on to the Goo-dee Bag.
♪ The Goo-dee Baaaaag ♪
-It's a place you can come to. -♪ The Goo-dee Baaaaag ♪
-It's a place with some food. -Ha!
[kids typing quickly]
-We'll give you free stuff. -[cheering]
-[exclamations] -Yeah! Free stuff!
-Yes. -Coupon, coupon, coupon for you!
[sighing] I don't know, guys. No one's coming.
Don't you think we should just go back to---
-[door chiming] -[cheering]
[girl] Love it!
I can't believe it. A stampede of BO and bubble gum? Teens!
[theme music]
They're even grabbing energy pickles!
-Man the register! -[cheering]
[girl] Yeah! Free stuff!
-[door chiming] -I love free stuff!
But... they didn't pay for anything.
How much did you make the coupons for? 100% off?!!
100% off!
Our prices will. Not! Be! Beat!
Yeah. Might've overdone that a bit.
-[phone ringing] -Go for Goody Bag. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Okay, great. See you then! Okay, I have bad news.
How do you want it? With a bow or a dagger?
Uh, the bow one, please.
Good news!
Your cutie Uncle Chancey is coming home earwy.
-Boop. -[both screaming]
[all screaming]
[Cupcake] Okay.
We need a plan to make the Goody Bag even better and get new customers. Quick.
-Yes. Good recap. I forgot. -[Hugo] I have an idea.
Let's just get things back to the way they were.
And then I can get rid of all that garbage.
-[rumbling] -Where's that noise coming from?
-[gurgling] -[growling]
Hungry. So hungry...
Huh. I think the fish ate the energy pickles
and became both giant and scary.
-Run!!! -Ah!
-[fish growling] -[all panting]
I know it looks bad, Hugo. But we can fix this. I have a plan.
First, we get some giant hungry cats--
Guys, please, enough! No more. Please!
I was fine doing things my own way. And then you both stepped in,
with your bouncy floors, your hip-hop songs and your regular chips!
-Man, those were good. Who knew? -And what did all your huge ideas get us?
[growling gibberish]
-Huge, hungry fish monsters? -Huge, hungry fish monsters. Exactly.
You guys took over my job, a job Mr. Uncle Chance trusted me with.
-A job you didn't even want to do. -That is true. We really did not.
It's a bad job. We didn't want it.
[hip-hop music blasting]
Okay! We totally messed up.
We're sorry! We should've just let you do things your own way!
Exactly. We tried your way. Now we do it the Hugo way!
[echoing]
Seventeen neck. Seventeen shoulder. Better get the two-sided tape.
[80's dance music]
The greatest weapon against disorder: a clipboard.
Add a picture of a kitten hanging on a branch to the slide
to really illustrate your idea!
Now, this is the Hugo way!
-But why did we have to dress like you? -It's the Hugo way, Cup.
The Hugo way!
Fish monsters! Listen!
Logic dictates that there's a simple solution to every problem.
Clearly, you're very hungry. What if I told you I could provide
as much food as you want, when you want it?
You have our attention.
First, I need something from you. Our five-point plan.
My assistants will walk you through. Gentlemen?
Chick-check.
-Slide one. -[tiger growl sound effect]
And that's the end of the plan. Any questions?
Aw. That kitten really illustrates the point.
No questions.
[customer] No matter how expensive and terrible Sneaky Stan's is,
I'm still through with Goody Bag.
And I didn't even have to be sneaky! Which is sad.
[screaming]
[all screaming]
You! Return to Goody Bag. It's back to the way you like it.
Never! I'm nothing without my principles!
-I won't eat you. -I shall return!!
Sorry we didn't let you do your own thing right from the start, Hugo.
Thanks, guys. That's all I wanted.
Whoa. You're amazing, Hugo.
I can't believe you put the store back together,
fed the fish monsters and fixed the garbage problem.
[loud chomping]
I just did what Mr. Uncle Chance would've done.
Hey, guys, I'm back! How you doing, Hugo...!
Zzz. Hmm.
Uh, wow, I mean, it is so clean and organized in there!
Great job, Hugo One!
Did anyone give you any problems?
It went perfectly. Cup and Dino kept me on my toes.
He didn't need our help, Uncle Chance.
Hugo handled everything perfectly on his own.
That's great, boys.
So should I ask about the giant fish eating all my garbage?
-[all] No. -Okay...
[birdsong]